Ladies and gentlemen of Beijing, today I have on offer this great looking metallic red fixie bike. As you may know, fixies brake by pedalling backwards, but this fixie also has brakes.

It has thick BMX style pedals and has been well maintained and oiled. It flys like the wind on a clear road, and turns on a dime in traffic.

The bike is less than six months old, and I'm selling it for just 400RMB. What's more it comes with a lock, and I'll even cycle out to meet you.